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Subject: OMG What a Huge Crazy Looking Snake!!

Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled
About the disappearance of some
Sheep on his farm. After a few
Weeks the farmer decided
To put up an electric

About a week later,
This is what he


Now, I know we've all heard of
People being ate by snakes
& I bet most of us have said,
'If a snake tried to eat me,
I'd blah, blah, blah &
Get away.

Well, this is a Python & they're
Extremely aggressive & have
A few teeth that they used to
Hold their prey while they
Wrap around them &
Then constrict.

Could you get away if
This one bit you &
Held on with it's
'few teeth?'

(Note: the wires are 10 inches apart.)


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