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Subject:A New Senior Health Plan

You are a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day,

a roof over your head central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Thats great. Need a new hip knees kidney lungs or heart? They are all covered ! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this?

Its the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus and because you are a prisoner you dont have to pay any income taxes anymore. Is this a great country or what !?

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