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Subject:1977-2007



1977: Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair



1977: KEG
2007: EKG



1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux


1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm


1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor


1977 : Seeds and stems
2007 : Roughage


1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM


1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint


1977 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones


1977 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system


1977 : Disco
2007: Costco


1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads Shaved
1977 : Passing the drivers' test 2007: Passing the vision test

1977 : Whatever
2007: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this Will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to Try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across The nation were born in 1989.



They are too young to remember the 1st space
Shuttle blowing up.


Their lifetime has always included AIDS.



Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.



The CD was introduced the year they were born.



They have always had an answering! Machine



They have always had cable.



They cannot fathom not having a remote control.



Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.



Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.



They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.



They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.



They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.



They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?' , 'I'd walk
A mile for a Camel', or 'de plane, Boss, de plane.'


They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. Even is.



McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.



They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.



Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's For those of you who have trouble reading...

So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!












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