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Subject: The Koala and the Little Lizard



A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past ,

looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"




The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."



So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks

the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in

the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where

the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"





So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"










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