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Subject: Retirement Planning



Retirement Planning

If you had purchased

$1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth

$49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the

original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than

$5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock,

you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased

$1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then

turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminum and glass recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best

current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.

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