Subject: Retirement Planning
If you had purchased
$1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
With WorldCom, you would have had less than
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock,
you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased
$1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then
turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminum and glass recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best
current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.
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