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Subject: The People of Walmart (26 Photos)







Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.



How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?



Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…



“What are you wearing sexy?” Cowboy boots.
“Ya thats hot” Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.”
a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.”
– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya wait what?”



Lets run through my rock star list. Mullet? check
big sunglasses? check heart shaped tattoo?
– u know I love my mom Cut jean shorts?
– are there any other type of shorts?
wife beater tied at the midriff check
He is an official ROCK STAR!



I think I just sharted



WTF???



Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??



Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub atomic particle?



I have absolutely no idea what to say



Is that a gangster leotard?



Everyone loves the man in the yellow go go boots!



Nice purse!



Do you see the flame shoes buddy?
That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you
Into the middle of next week!



AHH! I love the frozen food section it tingles!



Umm… excuse me sir



At least the purse matches right?



Rawr…



No honey its an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity I swear!



I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.



Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe right?



I have the same outfit only in red.



Just in case you had the urge…



Now all we need is Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.



Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man large, supple breast implants.














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