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Subject: The People of Walmart (26 Photos)

Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.

How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?

Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…

“What are you wearing sexy?” Cowboy boots.
“Ya thats hot” Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.”
a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.”
– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya wait what?”

Lets run through my rock star list. Mullet? check
big sunglasses? check heart shaped tattoo?
– u know I love my mom Cut jean shorts?
– are there any other type of shorts?
wife beater tied at the midriff check
He is an official ROCK STAR!

I think I just sharted


Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??

Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub atomic particle?

I have absolutely no idea what to say

Is that a gangster leotard?

Everyone loves the man in the yellow go go boots!

Nice purse!

Do you see the flame shoes buddy?
That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you
Into the middle of next week!

AHH! I love the frozen food section it tingles!

Umm… excuse me sir

At least the purse matches right?


No honey its an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity I swear!

I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.

Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe right?

I have the same outfit only in red.

Just in case you had the urge…

Now all we need is Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.

Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man large, supple breast implants.

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