Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.
How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?
Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…
“What are you wearing sexy?” Cowboy boots.
“Ya thats hot” Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.”
a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.”
– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya wait what?”
Lets run through my rock star list. Mullet? check
big sunglasses? check heart shaped tattoo?
– u know I love my mom Cut jean shorts?
– are there any other type of shorts?
wife beater tied at the midriff check
He is an official ROCK STAR!
I think I just sharted
Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??
Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub atomic particle?
I have absolutely no idea what to say
Is that a gangster leotard?
Everyone loves the man in the yellow go go boots!
Do you see the flame shoes buddy?
That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you
Into the middle of next week!
AHH! I love the frozen food section it tingles!
Umm… excuse me sir
At least the purse matches right?
No honey its an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity I swear!
I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.
Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe right?
I have the same outfit only in red.
Just in case you had the urge…
Now all we need is Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.
Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man large, supple breast implants.