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Subject: The People of Walmart (26 Photos)







Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.



How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?



Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…



“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.” – and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”



Let’s run through my rock star list…. Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo? – u know I love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at the midriff – check;….. He is an official ROCK STAR!



I think I just sharted…



WTF???



Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??



Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle?



I have absolutely no idea what to say…



Is that a gangster leotard?



Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!



Nice purse!



Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you Into the middle of next week!



AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!



Umm… excuse me, sir…



At least the purse matches, right?



Rawr…



No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!



I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.



Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?



I have the same outfit, only in red.



Just in case you had the urge…



Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.



Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.











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